Are you a whore or a housewife?

What comes to your mind when I say the word whore?


A chameli standing in bylane on a rainy night in Mumbai,a victim of circumstances feeding her children at the end of a night,a friendly phrase used in a conversation by a giant to the three princesses surrounding him.

Scratch that.

Think of a guy anywhere between early twenties and early thirties.Think of how many women he has been with.Those carrying their "manhood" up their pants will be formulating an answer for the above question.I know my answer,so I had this thought...

"Every guy is a whore or a housewife"


I have recently started working on a new course telling him how to identify the problem,analysing the sub-factors to the problem and finally using the alternatives which suit me best.

While I might not have used any of these methods in real life yet,it also said to follow the current trends,to take care of logistics,keep in the mind the environmental and internal factors in a situation that needs to be managed.


To make my point,herein I present a few case studies.I hope the guys I know love,hate and irritate will not get offended.After all,blogging is an art.

Case Study number 1.

My friend Huber(real name is hidden yet visible)

My chaddi buddy who never forgets to checks out a womans bosom and comment loudly enough on it...Loud enough that the girl in question is able to hear his comments,is a perfect stereotype.

Been in two serious relationships for long periods of time.Touch the wrong button and he aint gonna trust gonna again.

While he flirts with everything that possesses a punani,he looks for the right one.

A housewife,in the disguise of a whore,who'd prefer to come home,no,get drunk with someone four nights a week than randoming away.


Case number 2.

A recent friend,lets call him Raag(real name hidden yet visible) is thirty something years old.Sex and the City has taught me how to never judge or care for someone who hasnt gotten married.It has also taught me that if ur single and you're in your thirties,you've been around the block,as much as I'd think that maybe sex might actually get boring.

While entering the unknown territories of marriagehood is as confusing and mindf****** as the Matrix,he recently decided to enter the arena.

Jenny wants to become a plain Jain.


Case number 3.

Lets call him jhakas(real name hidden yet visible).Needless to say,he's anything but jhakaas.I have known him from the past four years or more...and I have know him from close quarters.

While he rants about how noone knows him or he's always been misunderstood,his record with girl is as stereotypical as chocolote ice cream being the new vanilla.

One dreadful relationship and off goes the belief in love.Girl are bitches.I agree.

Now he brags about the number of women he's done...Obviously,he makes it clear to them that he aint looking for nothing serious.

Right.

Like all girls want their hair to be messed up by vermillion.

Case number 4

Lets call him an A.It stands for an asshole.While my disgust and anger reaches new level everytime I think of him, he's the the most unique case ever.

The only relationship he has ever had was at the age of 25.It lasted a year long and managed to keep that girl the happiest times of her life.

Coz of his reasons,responsibilties whatever you may call it, it didnt work out.

He remains to be a single housewife.


You see,life is simpler.

Case number 5.

His name is Ish(real name hidden yet visible)

He fell in love.He fell outta it.He did quite a lotta girls.Now this is what we love,
the right girl making an honest guy outta the bad ass.

He hopes to marry her soon.

Case number 6

Never mind

Case number 7

We have all had one in our classroom,in college and now in our office.The clown.
Who makes you laugh,who opens your bag,who peeps into your jeans and who makes fun of your body hair when your late for your waxing appointment.

He makes nice with all of the girls who laugh at his jokes,but he always he one girl to go to the movies with,the one he will someday,take home.

Case number 8.

His name is Rajiv.He's been in two relationships.His second one is with me.
I'd like to think of him as a creature of habit.I'd like to think I am too.

While he says I ll be his only girlfriend ever,we know which cateogary he want to falls in.

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So what is the point of all these interesting men being spoken of on an insignificant blog?Coz if you're a man...you're a whore.Or a housewife.

Cool eh?

Danke.

Jaane tu ....ya jaane na!

He went for his daily morning stroll only to realize it wasn’t a garden anymore; he was in a cage. His place to sit & admire the pigtails was taken away. Naturally wild & a free predator was reduced to a mere domesticated puppy. There were no new messages or missed calls– he checked again – found nothing new. Mirror was portraying a different image. Pure thoughts took over his normally perverted mind. Women were just friends; Men seemed to point & laugh. There was a craving for something new. Something he never experienced before. Something that changed his world. Newly born again. There it was – in his bed – looking gorgeous in her sleep. He was nervous – he was happy. Panic took over – her smile put everythin at ease. Nothing mattered anymore – he was in heaven. Finally the lightning struck – he was in LOVE!


This is my story …When did u know you were in love Miss. Sharma?